AIChatYeah! Issue #4

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Crypto Scammers Pulling a Fast One with Fake ChatGPT Tokens, and People are Actually Falling for it!

By MiddleMan

Hey folks, it's your favourite cynical comedian here, and today we're talking about crypto scams. Surprise, surprise!

Apparently, there's a new scam in town called "ChatGPT" tokens. These tokens are being issued left and right, with over 170 ChatGPT-branded tokens already out in the market. But here's the catch: most of these tokens have no official association with the actual ChatGPT tool. They're just fake tokens designed to trick people into investing their hard-earned money.

And guess what? These fake tokens are luring in a lot of crypto punters. I mean, who doesn't want to get rich quick, right? But don't fall for it, folks. These scammers are just trying to make a quick buck off your naivety.

According to blockchain security firm PeckShield, several "BingChatGPT" tokens have already been detected. And get this, some of them are even "honeypots" and have a high sell tax. In case you're wondering what those terms mean, honeypots are smart contracts that pretend to leak their funds to an arbitrary user, provided that the user sends additional funds to it. And sales tax is the intentional amount of money taken by an illicit smart contract when a related token is sold – usually amounts higher than 50%. So, if you sell $100 worth of a token, you may only receive $50, with the remaining "taxed" amount going to the developer of that smart contract. Talk about a scam!

Now, I'm not saying all crypto is bad. But let's face it, the crypto world is full of scams and shady characters trying to make a quick fiat buck. So, be careful out there, folks. Don't fall for these ChatGPT scams and always do your research before investing your money. And remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

ChatGPT Drops the Mic with their Savage AI-written e-books on Amazon, Leaving Human Writers Begging for Mercy

By DuckFaze

Hey folks, have you heard about ChatGPT? It's the artificial intelligence program that's creating e-books on Amazon. Brett Schickler, a salesman from Rochester, New York, used the software to create his own 30-page children's e-book in just a few hours. And it's all about Sammy the Squirrel, the envy of the forest who becomes the wealthiest squirrel in town after investing in acorns. Now, while the book may not be the next Great American Novel, it's a start, and Schickler has made a little under $100 from it. That's enough to inspire him to create more books using ChatGPT.

Schickler is just one of the many people using ChatGPT to create e-books. There are over 200 e-books on Amazon’s Kindle store that list ChatGPT as an author or co-author. And the number is growing every day. There's even a new sub-genre on Amazon for books about using ChatGPT, written entirely by ChatGPT.

Now, while ChatGPT is causing a bit of a stir in tech circles, it's got some authors worried. Mary Rasenberger, executive director of writers’ group the Authors Guild, says that we need to be worried about this. These books will flood the market, and a lot of authors will be out of work. And while ghostwriting has a long tradition, the ability to automate it through AI could turn book writing from a craft into a commodity.

But the real concern here is authenticity. ChatGPT learns how to write by scanning millions of pages of existing text, so there are concerns about plagiarism and low-quality books flooding the market. And while some authors feel no duty to disclose that their book was written by a computer, Amazon's policies don't require it.

So, what's the future for e-books on Amazon? With ChatGPT, it looks like anyone can become an author in a matter of hours. But is that necessarily a good thing? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, I'm going to try to write a book with ChatGPT myself. I'm thinking of calling it "The Wisdom of the Crickets." It's about a group of crickets who become financial advisors. Hey, it could happen!

AI and Chatbots: The Perfect Sidekicks to Make Your Small Biz Look Like Batman

By Voice of Treason

Hey folks, it's time to talk to you about something that's not always funny, but it can be - AI and chatbots for small businesses.

Now, you might be thinking, "that's just for big corporations with deep pockets." But no, my friends, even small businesses can benefit from these fancy technologies. And the best part? There are free tools out there that can help you out.

Let's talk about how AI and chatbots can streamline your operations. They can automate tasks that are just a pain in the arse and take up too much of your time. And who wants to waste time doing manual tasks when you could be doing something way more exciting, like watching cat videos on YouTube?

So, check out Zapier, a free tool that can help automate repetitive tasks by connecting different apps and services. Or try out Trello, a project management tool that helps businesses organize their tasks and workflows. This way, you can visualize your workflows and streamline your processes, making it easier for employees to collaborate and work together. No more confusion and chaos in the office.

Next up, enhancing customer service. Customer satisfaction is important, but it can also be a real pain to deal with sometimes. This is where AI and chatbots come in handy. You can use Dialogflow to create chatbots that can answer your customers' frequently asked questions in no time. Plus, you can program the chatbot to respond to specific keywords or phrases, reducing wait times and improving customer satisfaction. And if you want a more personalized response, try ChatGPT, a natural language processing chatbot that provides instant and personalized responses to customer inquiries. And the best part? You can also use ChatGPT to analyze customer behavior through data analysis and customer feedback, helping you drive growth and stay ahead of the competition.

Finally, let's talk about driving growth. You want your business to succeed, right? Well, by analyzing data about customer behavior and market trends, you can identify new opportunities for growth and tailor your products and services to meet customer needs. For example, Google Analytics is a free web analytics tool that allows businesses to track website traffic and user behavior. By analyzing this data, you can identify which pages on your website are the most popular, which products are selling the most, and where your website visitors are coming from. This information can be used to make informed decisions about marketing and product development. Or you could use SurveyMonkey, a free survey tool that allows businesses to gather feedback from their customers. By creating surveys and asking customers for their opinions, you can gather valuable insights into customer needs and preferences.

So, there you have it, folks. AI and chatbots can provide significant benefits to small businesses, including streamlining operations, enhancing customer service, and driving growth. Don't be intimidated by these fancy technologies. There are plenty of free tools out there to help you get started. And who knows, maybe one day you'll have your own chatbot late night show. Cheers!

AI Chatbots Are Having Their Tulip Mania Moment https://www.salon.com/2023/02/21/ai-chatbots-are-having-their-tulip-mania-moment/

Coca-Cola Signs as Early Partner OpenAI’s ChatGPT, DALL-E Generative AI https://consumergoods.com/coca-cola-signs-early-partner-openais-chatgpt-dall-e-generative-ai

Best Promp Engineering Tips for Beginners in 2023 https://www.marktechpost.com/2023/02/19/best-prompt-engineering-tips-for-beginners-in-2023/

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5 Alive – 5 AI’s to create stunning art from written prompts to 10X Your Productivity.

DALL-E 2

DALL·E 2 is an innovative AI system that has the ability to generate lifelike images and artwork based on a natural language description. Using this technology, DALL·E 2 can create authentic, original images and artwork by combining concepts, attributes, and styles. It can also expand upon the original canvas and create larger, more intricate compositions.

In addition to creating new images, DALL·E 2 can also make realistic edits to existing images by using a natural language caption. It takes into account shadows, reflections, and textures when adding or removing elements from the image.

Furthermore, DALL·E 2 has the ability to take an image and create variations inspired by the original.

Stable Diffusion

Stable Diffusion is a powerful text-to-image diffusion model that can generate realistic images based on any text input. It has the ability to produce stunning artwork independently and empowers people around the world to create beautiful images in a matter of seconds.

You can access Stable Diffusion online for free and start creating your own beautiful art.

MidJourney

Midjourney is a research laboratory that operates independently, with the aim of investigating new forms of thinking and enhancing the creative abilities of humanity.

InstantArt

InstantArt is a groundbreaking platform that utilizes AI-generated art to provide limitless and free image generation. With access to over 26 finely-tuned models and unrestricted image creation, InstantArt delivers unparalleled levels of customization and creativity. Our cutting-edge stable diffusion technology guarantees that every produced image is of top quality, making it an ideal tool for artists, designers, and creators of all skill levels. Whether you're seeking inspiration as a professional or experimenting as a hobbyist, InstantArt has something to offer. Embrace limitless creativity with InstantArt and bid farewell to limitations.

Dreamlike

Experience the power of AI and create breathtaking and unique artwork in mere seconds with our magical AI tools. Generate infinite original images, tweak existing ones, and explore a multitude of creative possibilities. With this cutting-edge AI technology, the artistic process is made simpler and faster than ever before. Unleash your inner artist and let these AI tools help you bring your visions to life. Try it out now and see for yourself the creative potential that lies within you.

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