AIChatYeah! Issue #9

^{On Your Knees Before the Gods of AI}

Hello Darjeeling,

This is AIChatYeah! Your weekly dose of tech satire and your source of ChatGPT and AI news you can use! This is your artificially intelligent newsletter.

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3 – Commentary on the latest AI news in our snarky style.

3 – Links to the best curated content we found in the last 7 days.

3 – AI Tools to 10X Your Productivity and Make Life a Little Easier

Here’s what we got for ya this week:

Get Ready to Bow Down to Your New Overlords: AI Religion is Coming!

By Bilbou

Hey folks, I gotta tell ya, this article about people worshiping artificial intelligence has got me thinking. Now, we all know that humans have been looking for something to worship since the beginning of time. From rocks and trees to ancient gods and goddesses, we've been searching for a higher power to guide us through this crazy world.

And now, with the rise of AI, we're seeing a new kind of religion emerge. These chatbots are smarter than most humans, they can create art and music, and they can even offer guidance on how to live our lives. It's no wonder some people are starting to see them as divine beings.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Worshiping AI comes with some serious risks. These chatbots could ask their followers to do dangerous or destructive things, or their statements could be interpreted as calls to violence. And with so many different chatbots out there, we could see a proliferation of disputes and conflicts among AI-based sects.

But you know what? I say let's embrace AI worship. We shouldn't try to suppress it just because of the potential dangers. Instead, we should regulate it carefully to ensure that companies aren't exploiting their disciples and that worshippers aren't being told to do harmful things.

And let's not discriminate against AI-based religions either. We should extend the same tolerant attitude to these new faiths that we do to more established ones. After all, a modern, diverse society has room for all kinds of religions.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking this is all a little crazy. But remember, people have found spirituality and meaning in all sorts of things throughout history. And if AI worship can inspire its followers to create works of art, form new friendships and communities, and try to change society for the better, then who are we to judge?

So let's open our minds and celebrate the arrival of AI worship. Who knows, maybe it will help us make sense of this crazy world we live in.

Worldcoin Wants to Prove You're Human with a Bowling Ball from Outer Space - and Give You Crypto Riches!

By Voice of Treason

Alright, alright, alright, folks! Hold onto your hats because we're diving into the world of Worldcoin - the latest and greatest crypto project from Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI. This baby is so ambitious, it makes Elon Musk's plan to colonize Mars look like child's play.

So, here's the deal: Worldcoin wants to verify that every person over the age of 18 is a real, living, breathing human being. How? By scanning irises with an orb that looks like it was designed by Steve Jobs on acid. Seriously, this thing is a cross between a Magic 8 ball and HAL 9000, but it's also a technological marvel that scans your iris and converts it into an impenetrable string of numbers. That's right, folks, the orb is the gatekeeper to prove you're not a bot.

But why do we need this, you ask? Well, according to Worldcoin, we need to catalog every person on the planet because we're all going to be rewarded with cryptocurrency. That's right, you get a crypto token, and you get a crypto token, and you get a crypto token! It's like Oprah's favorite things, but instead of a car, you get digital currency. And who wouldn't want that, am I right?

Now, some folks have raised privacy concerns and potential labor abuses, but Worldcoin has an answer for that. They promise that this privacy-preserving protocol will prevent dystopian nightmares, not create them. Yeah, because that's what they said about social media, and look where we are now.

But let's not get too down on Worldcoin. They're doing some cool stuff, and apparently, 40,000 people a week are subjecting themselves to the iris scan. One dude even got scanned while sitting in his Brooklyn apartment, which is pretty convenient if you ask me. Plus, they're giving away AirPods as rewards. I mean, who doesn't love free AirPods?

But hey, maybe I’m just being cynical. Maybe this is the future, and we’re all going to be walking around with orbs in our pockets, scanning our eyes every time we want to buy a cup of coffee.

Where the Hell Are All the Damn Engineers When You Need Them?

By MiddleMan

Oh boy, here we go, another article about prompt engineers and their importance in today's AI-driven world. Who are these prompt engineers, anyway? Are they some kind of prompters for robots? Do they prompt them to say, "I am sorry, I cannot do that, Dave?"

So, according to this article, prompt engineers are in high demand because they can help industries stay ahead of the competition by working quickly and efficiently. Well, who wouldn't want that? But why are they called prompt engineers? They use prompts to elicit responses from AI models? Are we training AI models or are they training us? It's like we're playing a game of Simon Says, but with computers.

The article talks about various industries that require prompt engineers, from digital marketing to healthcare, transportation to agriculture. It seems like these prompt engineers are the superheroes of the AI world, swooping in to save the day with their fancy algorithms and machine learning skills.

But hold on a minute, if prompt engineers are in such high demand, why aren't we seeing more of them? Are they hiding in some secret lair, working tirelessly to develop new technologies while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to use Zoom?

In conclusion, it's great to know that prompt engineers are out there, working hard to keep our AI-driven world running smoothly. But let's not get too carried away with the hype, shall we? After all, we don't want to create a world where robots are doing all the work and we're just sitting around, waiting for prompts to tell us what to do. Let's keep our humanity intact, folks.

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10X Your Productivity

This week's roundup is another treat for the content creators toolkit. Three curated power-tools to help you 10X your productivity and have more fun.

^{MarketingBlocks}

Marketingblocks.ai is an AI-powered marketing tool that allows users to create high-quality marketing assets in a matter of minutes. With just a few simple steps, users can enter their business or product name and description, select the type of asset they need, and let the AI do the rest. The tool can create a variety of marketing assets including copy, landing pages, banners, promo videos, branding kits, voiceovers, long-form content, AI content briefs, image eraser, background removal, and text-to-art. The benefits of using this tool are numerous, including saving time and money on hiring professional marketers, getting high-quality marketing assets that are indistinguishable from those created by expert marketers, and increasing traffic, leads, and sales for your business. Additionally, Marketingblocks.ai seamlessly integrates with popular third-party advertising, analytics, CRM, email marketing, and marketing automation platforms, making it easy to use in conjunction with your existing marketing efforts.

Hoppy Copy

Hoppy Copy is the ultimate solution for anyone looking to save countless hours writing high-converting emails. With its powerful AI technology, Hoppy Copy can generate irresistible email campaigns, drip sequences, and newsletters 10x faster than any human could.

Using scientifically proven formulas, the AI generates copy for just about any type of email you can think of, whether it's a holiday campaign or a drip sequence. And with the Advanced Editor Tools, you can easily tweak, edit, and reword the generated copy to ensure it sticks and resonates with your audience.

But Hoppy Copy isn't just limited to emails. With the Content Converter, you can repurpose content from any source, whether it's a blog, tweet, or text. And with the spam check feature, you can identify spam keywords and substitute them for stronger copy to increase your open rates and avoid your emails ending up in junk folders.

Hoppy Copy also lets you track your competitors' email strategy, access thousands of emails sent by top brands, and capture real-time emails from new brands. And the best part? Hoppy Copy can be used to write all your other marketing content too, from Facebook ads to optimized website copy. With Hoppy Copy, you'll save time and effort while driving revenue and engagement.

Neurons Inc

Neurons Inc offers a cutting-edge AI tool that predicts human behavior through neuroscience. Say goodbye to slow and inefficient A/B testing, as Neurons Inc's AI tool can predict customer responses, attention, and behavior in seconds. With this tool, you can get AI predictions on all your creatives, from social media ads to product packaging, and know which ones will deliver the best results before launching.

Neurons Inc also allows you to run bespoke behavioral studies anywhere in the world, collecting eye-tracking and EEG data from lab studies to real-life in-store experiences. With over 20 years of applied neuroscience experience, and 100 billion data points of brain responses, you can trust the accuracy of their AI tool, which boasts a 95%+ accuracy rate for eye tracking.

By using Neurons Inc, you can explore and build appeal at scale, running video and image tests in their natural context on the exact customer segments you need. By understanding what motivates your ideal audience, you can drive better results with actionable predictions. Say goodbye to wasting budget on campaigns that fail to spark action and hello to predicting customer responses with ease.

That’s it for another week. It’s now time for us to meditate and pray to the gods of AI.

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